What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How did you get to be a leftist?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

How is digital marketing important for business?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.